Core blimey... just look what happens when fruit goes bad
Don't be a butter fingers or you'll lose that loot
A flock of sheep that is sure to give you the cauli-wobbles
Looks like Duncan Goodhew's been pipped at the post in this melon
Left: Why is Adam's apple so glum? And will it play Pear Jesu?
Left: Anyone for pram and eggs? And right, it's a satsumo wrestler
At least you can say goodbye to orange peel skin
This is definitely not a cabbage white, left, and open-toed loafers are all the rage
Two old friends ketchup on the news, left, and a lemon gets in a tight squeeze
Left: It's certainly a loaf less ordinary and right, water(melon) on tap